man, i would love to get arrested for something like this: zombie dancers spend their weekend in lockup. also reported as zombies arrested in downtown minneapolis. but were these six (pretend) undead folks arrested for being zombies? no, they were not. they were actually arrested for suspicion of having “simulated weapons of mass destruction.” no actual charges were filed, but that maybe because they were made up charges. that’s incredible. yay! we’re safer! however minneapolis police were on high alert in reaction to a bulletin about men in other states who wear clown makeup while attacking and robbing people. so it sort of makes sense to lock up the zombies too. i’d hate to be in minneapolis on halloween. thanks for the link jamie!