hammering another nail in the spoken word coffin of self expression comes a lethal, full force, wide-collared dose of 1970’s william shatner acting/singing ‘Taxi’. serious. powerful. enlightening. watching this, i realize this is how i must come across to my friends when I smoke a lot of pot & get really high. they may actually be having a conversation, but i just keep going on & on about a taxi ride or my own random tirade like some guy at a bus stop talking to pigeons. wow. i see my future in this youtube clip. therefore, it is good.
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this next clip doesn’t have to make sense. it just has to be … be weird, be silly, be possibly the gayest thing i’ve ever seen. yes, all of those things. combine care free + tassles + spandex + headband + mullet + moves and you’ve got dirty cowboy! awesome. it just may warm your heart to an intensity the likes of which you’ve never experienced. and you’ll find yourself asking ‘why?’ yet watching it again and again and again and again …
oh boy! crazy antics ensue when the mighty thor, spiderman, sub-mariner, the hulk, and some other fellas throw a rockin’ pool party bash for professor xavier! awww yeah! it’s the most awesome superhero birthday party evar! woo-hoo! bar-b-que, beer, leotards = party! soo rad, and soo hot, with just a touch of gayness. yes. please enjoy. and there’s other funny superhero youtube clips to see, like this not gay white hot superhero volleyball action and superheroes and their kids. thank you thank you blogfoot for the internet treasure! makes me wanna start up the superhero party website again …
in need of more turkish sci-fi adaptations? this time it’s not star wars, but rather star trek, or turist omer uzay yolunda. that roughly transaltes to ‘we just ripped off classic star trek.’ almost unwatchable yet miraculously & simultaneously watchable. seems to be several star trek episodes rolled into one, featuring the gayest captain kirk ever. special!
umm, yeah. more goodness, or perhaps disturbing-ness, from youtube. a video on feminine hygiene called ‘jill‘ starring an inquisitive girl with down-syndrome and family with poor taste in wall paper that just loves to talk about getting their periods. yes, all of what i typed is true. that’s what makes it disturbing. you’ll just have to watch it and see.
when you haven’t posted for a while, it’s time to roll out the heavy hitters. ladies & gentlemen, we are happy to present an all-time giantmonster favorite: nick nolte - again - losing his fucking mind. but luckily, this time, video cameras are there. rather than settling for just a crusty mugshot, you can now watch the semi-impervious nolte preach the benefits of living a healthy life. yes, i too love irony, don’t you? i had seen this on tv a long while back. so happy to see it emerge again! i think my favorite line from the whole video is the phrase ‘meticulously monitoring nolte‘ which can apply to so many things, really. youtube just keeps on giving and giving. anyway, breath deep and enjoy. nolte carnage via fast hugs.
a link sent in from my friend leigh, there’s a brand new history lesson about america’s first president, george washington. not just that old ‘i cannot tell a lie/chop down the cherry tree’ bullshit. no. this was important stuff. like how he rode a crystal horse, grew to 12 stories tall, invented cocaine. lots of stuff. just watch brad neely’s animation below and learn …