hey - wow! what a cool gift idea for toddlers: a de-fanged cobra that’s all hissy & cuddly! i want one! tickle-me-elmos are sooo tired anyway. get over here, you crazy cuddly cobra! ouch .. ow .. ouch.
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loving this find on youtube titled Six Million Dollar Man “The Secret of Bigfoot” featuring a young lee majors and a young andre the giant as the mighty bigfoot. nothing more i need to say. just watch the radness. it’s just enough to make you want to start sewing your own bigfoot costume (if you haven’t done so already).
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more rad bionic bigfoot clips in the comments section …
david hasselhoff. eating a hamburger. visibly drunk. being filmed by one of his children. wearing blue jeans. and no t-shirt. sound kinda weird - like a crazy dream? well, it is weird and it’s definitely not a dream. and yes, of course, there is video (this is the full video, sans commentary). other vids here and here too. oddly enough, this performance by david hasselhoff is considered sober. crazy. so yes, it’s friday, and no fancy black trans-am can save you now. i blame garthe knight.
it’s friday & i am going to have to hit the gym now after watching this über pumped up video by german electro pop band deichkind (link contains embedded audio). power up! you can do it! touch yourself! please watch ‘Ich betäube mich‘ (links to quicktime) which means ‘you’re doing great!’ directed by Alex&Liane. director of photography by christopher häring. lots of in-your-face beefcake + infomercial + WTF video goodness. seems even better that i can’t understand what is being said - all i get is the raw power! giantmonster wants to know why tim biskup’s helper monster is running around in the background? that seems to make it more strange though, so all is well. thank you claudine for the link!
it’s a war of the gargantuas! or to be more specific, a very heated shouting match between the gargantuan fox news political assholes bill o’reilly and geraldo rivera. complete with aggressive finger pointing! and grand-standing! wow. i find myself agreeing with geraldo (did i just type that?) though it’s hard to hear him with the loud sounds of bill o’reilly losing his mind throughout the clip. and yes it is a treat to see bill o’reilly wound up as tight as winnebago man. between geraldo & bill, i can’t tell which is the green gargantua or the brown gargantua. luckily, there is video provided below so you can decide for yourself.
Bill O’Reilly Loses His Mind
War of the Gargantuas (1966) - English Trailer
i guess these sort of things just happen when you buy a samurai sword and a high speed camera. slow motion tomato slicing with a super sharp samuri sword at its finest. if you hate tomatoes, this may thrill you to no end.
from 2006 and still very cool. a great animated piece directed and animated by jossie malis at zumbakamera called bendito machine. very well done. dark & a little twisted too. watch it. you will like it.
it’s friday - what the hell are you waiting for? it’s high time for bukkake! you know it. bukkake milk that is. celebrate the moments of your life with o-so crazy japanese make-believe commercial parody of cultural nonsensical crazyness. totally! feline disrespect from behind, indeed! in the future, all commericals will be like this.
wanted: a cat that attacks news reporter. any reporter will do. if such a cat is located, please contact .. oh wait - attack cat found! never mind.
are you drinking non-organic milk or eating non-organic dairy products? please stop. chances are the milk and dairy products you are consuming contain a gift from monsanto (the makers of round-up, agent orange, and nutrasweet /aspartame) called rBST - or Recombinant Bovine Somatotropin (also rBGH). and you should avoid anything with rBST like the plague. although legal in the united states, rBST has been banned in the EU, canada, japan, and other nations due to tests that show it’s link to cancer. monsanto’s own tests on rats showed this but those results were excluded from the report to the FDA. and monsanto has gone out of it’s way to suppress that information, as well as suppress the labeling of milk & dairy containing rBST. please watch this youtube clip from the movie The Corporation titled Fox News Kills Monsanto Milk Story (embedded movie below). more info at alternet.org and foxBGHsuit.com. more about the absolutely evil monsanto via the organic consumers association website. avoid any dairy with rBST. support organic dairy farmers by purchasing organic milk and diary products.
in light of the current and growing fake news reports and bogus claims to hype up and ‘justify’ a new war with iran, please be sure to watch this amazing video by margo guryan titled Margo Guryan / 16 words. brilliant animation and political commentary. these are the same 16 words from bush’s 2003 state of the union speech to justify a war with iraq. lies, lies, and more lies.
feeling the frost? the freeze? the winter? the chill in the air? i don’t know about you, but this weather lately … it’s been very … um … how do you say ? … kKOHLDdd. yes.
how do you deal with a truly bullshit media circus? the same media that gives a cake walk to our political leaders on pretty much everything but gets irate when their own dumb dialouge and faux discussion format is spun back at them? simple: talk about hair. just hair. and take talking about hair seriously. very seriously. then watch the press get mad. brilliant. i love these guys! also, does this look like a bomb to you? then how about this? ‘dude, there’s a light-up LED thingy with a bit-map character flipping me off on the overpass … must be a terrorist bomb plot.’ are we that far gone? then we have become too paranoid. or is only the city of boston (or boston’s mayor) that lame? good photo gallery of the event. and a great video of the making of the LED signs on youtube too. the hair-raising press conference is below.
it’s is friday. full week. time for another dose of video insanity showcasing spoken word singing (a.k.a. bad music). combining chain smoking, baldness, a slow & steady zoom-in, kojak floating in space, a giant blonde women’s loving gaze, full body tan, creamy, hushed speaking tones, shirts with no buttons, & the art of soft focus - it can only be telly savalas singing ‘if.’ don’t watch this if you are high - you will implode.
wow - i have been going to the bathroom all wrong these last 30+ years. at least that’s what i get from watching this animated japanese instructional video on potty training called how to poop. there are no songs nor any signing, i do not teleport onto the toilet seat like this animated kid does, my feces and urine do not laugh and smile back at me, no sound effects to alert me of impending bathroom trip, and no pinata breaks open after i take a dump (well, maybe it does somewhere in the world, which is kind of nice when you think about it). be sure to watch for the live action segment at the end - grunting never looked so cute. watch. learn. enjoy.
my friend daniel shot some great surf video footage at the beginning of this year in oahu (that’s like, hawaii, yo). it’s being featured on surfline dot com (currently the top requested/most watch video too). here’s a link to the video page - and also a direct link to the just the video (so you can skip ads). edited and put together rather nicely with music by Balkan Beat Box. congrats daniel!
from the twisted visionary comedy geniuses of wonder showzen comes an equally twisted cartoon that pushes the envelope funny using racial stereotypes and 80’s cartoon nostalgia. plus it’s just dumb too. can’t beat that. please watch the 2 minute short called he-bro! wonder showzen, what do i love you so?
i never new i had a deprived childhood until now: my mom never made me squirrel melts! why?! from a show in canada called ‘huntress’ comes an odd video of a mom & son team killing machine with a taste for squirrel blood. once the ferocius squirrel is shot and brought home, mom then trades in her hunting gear for an apron & a cosby sweater and cooks up some squirrel melts! squirrel melts .. you must try them. warning - you shouldn’t watch this clip if seeing a squirrel get shot and then cooked bothers you.
in need of more turkish sci-fi adaptations? this time it’s not star wars, but rather star trek, or turist omer uzay yolunda. that roughly transaltes to ‘we just ripped off classic star trek.’ almost unwatchable yet miraculously & simultaneously watchable. seems to be several star trek episodes rolled into one, featuring the gayest captain kirk ever. special!
huh. wow. yeah. so, if you live in texas and you are caught in possession of 6 or more dildos, that is illegal and you are considered a felon. learned that by watching the dildo diaries (thanks brad for the link!). in texas, having 6 or more dildos means you have intent to distribute. yes, dildos. clearly a dire act, worthy of a felony charge. but, if you have only 5 dildos, you’re okay. 5 dildos or less means you are merely a hobbyist. a collector, if you will. actually calling a dildo a dildo in the state of texas is illegal too. you’d best call it an educational model to be safe. somebody laugh, please.
seems to be a rash of bollywood viral clips these days on the internet. why stop now? this thursday morning it’s music video VS music video here as the bollywood magic and blatant rip-off that is indian thriller goes up against the highly powerful and original michael jackson’s thriller. takes more than just red leather pants to pull this off. who will win? your comments decide. it’s always fun to see the culture you grew up with repackaged. right on time for halloween too. indian thriller via it’s a mad mad mad mad blog (thanks russ!).
VS
belated birthday wishes to the jazz greatness of john coltrane on what would have been his 80th birthday. john coltrane was born on september 23rd, 1926. a quick search on youtube will pull up a lot of coltrane vids. posted below is a performance of the heavy song alabama, written by coltrane in 1963 after the bombing of the 16th street baptist church in birmingham, alabama. also below are a few tracks posted (right-click & save-as, please) from the albums Standard Coltrane, Giant Steps, and Impressions. happy birthday, mr john coltrane, and many many thanks for your music!
download:
John-Coltrane-music-sampler.zip (17.8 megabytes)
ye mighty track listing:
John Coltrane - Invitation
John Coltrane - Giant Steps
John Coltrane - After the Rain
youtube keeps and giving. for some nonsensical joy, witness the tiniest lil’ breakdancer with the whitest teeth & widest smile bust several moves in this youtube vid titled little superstar. special! i like the rag-tag group of crime fighters in the background, obviously led by the large lounging fella with the dope casio tape deck. enjoy! & thanks derek for the link!
oh, social commentary via rad graffiti artists! so nice! i’m really liking the banksy VS paris hilton prank. the best post i’ve seen on it is via dork magazine, titled banksy versus paris, complete with youtube video of banksy creating his custom paris hilton CDs. really really great. thanks banksy!
i had an amazing time at burning man this year. please peruse & browse the giantmonster burning man 2006 photos up on flickr now. despite while on the road to black rock city getting a text that my website went down (thanks ethos for the headsup!), my truck’s transmission dying way outside of sacramento, waiting 3+ hours to rent a minivan, and arriving much later than expected to the playa, i am fortunate and lucky. it was an absolutely great year! 2006 had the best evening weather i’ve experienced (yes, better than 2002), great music, and great art too! i really only wish i took more photos (i took much less than in previous years). luckily there’s 538 incredible pics in the a burning man 2006 flickr set by !HabitForming to make up for it. and plenty more too. and much love to the tea temple crew this year!
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wanna see 200 lbs (roughly 90 kilograms) of gasoline exploding? yes? okay! then watch the clip below. i filmed the explosion footage on friday, september 1st, 2006 at burning man. the video has no sound, so please fill in with your own sound effects, if you please.
few video clips have me laughing out loud as much as this one titled turkish star wars training montage. oh. my. god. soo great! how can it not be? could have easily been titled ‘dude, i fucking hate rocks.’ but whatever the title, it’s pure cinematic gold - perhaps platinum. and the giantmonster staff agrees that it contains the best montage theme music ever in the history of movie montages. push it to the limit!! it’s also nice to know that when you fuck your hands up from punching rocks all day, your hot lady friend will rub salad all over your bloody fists and make them all better. many thanks to derek for the link. enough talk - get onto the magic!!!
giantmonster hearts classic arcade video games and stop motion. if you feel the same, then you’ll be smiling ear to ear after watching the little quicktime video titled game over by the insanely talented eatpes. soo great! baked goods centipede & fossil rock asteroids & pizza pac man. soo good. buggy space invaders too. it’s just great! lots to see at the eatpes site too! link sent in from the genius minds at cobracreative. thank you!
youtube clip of the fiesty george galloway VS a talking head from UK’s sky news. teleprompter-reading skills don’t come in too handy with the out spoken george galloway (see previous clip of galloway speaking before the US senate). despite getting his microphone turned down halfway through the interview, it’s galloway by a landslide …
see, it’s a merry-go-round. it’s goes around and around. kind of fun, huh? then someone said ‘wouldn’t it be neat if …?’ and right there is the premise for comedy in this real-live youtube vid titled crawley kids in a tilgate park Tilgate Park Roundabout Girls. i also can’t help but be reminded of the very first happy tree friends episode ‘spin fun knowin’ ya‘ when i watch it. both vids are funny and both vids feature a stellar performance from a merry-go-round. see - it’s a merry-go-round, what could go wrong? special!