Tag Archive for 'sex'

rubbing out cancer

prostate scan time to fight cancer! how? well, oddly enough through the power of jacking off. no really. researchers in australia have concluded that men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation. wow, who knew? & giantmonster is happy to report we are cancer free! set aside some special time & help fight cancer today - you deserve it!

dan clark dating tips

dan clark’s dating tips
it’s friday, and this weekend you may be heading out on a lukewarm to semi-hot date. need advice? no problem! that funny fella dan clark is here to help you with the conceptual art that is dating. first, please watch and learn with dan clark’s 10 reasons not to take drugs on a date.

next, to make sure you arrive okay, here’s 10 ways not to arrive for a date

good advice!! last but not least, & this is very important: 10 things you should not say after sex.

DIY laser sword dildo

laser sword dildo struggling with what to get for the star wars sex fetish geek in your circle of jedi friends? this unique take on restoring order to the galaxy should do it. use the force & stuff stockings in style with this step-by-step DIY post on how to make a laser sword dildo sex toy. brilliant! makes a handy flashlight & conversation starter for when the lights go out too.

iPod iPorn

iPorn eventually, all ads will be like this. for now, it’s an iPod spoof. a good one at that. witness & enjoy iPorn (featuring daft punk). good stuff.