it’s friday and list-of-the-day has an excellent post archiving the fine art of photobombing - the act of inserting yourself into someone else’s picture. very good stuff. i can only hope to see more of these. much much more.
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it’s friday, and is that bike you’ve parked on the street secure? not sure? if you have any doubts, then you need the hot new cheek lock invented in the giantmonster labs. yes! all security systems pale in comparison to this awesome new bike lock. never wonder or worry about where you’ve parked your bike again. totally! order one today.
though it’s not coming to any victoria’s secret shop anytime soon, it does make smuggling contraband so much more exciting and sexy! yes, it’s the plunderbra - as in to plunder, steal, or loot (click the pic to the left for a more detailed image). very inventive & ingenius. this custom made bra was used to smuggle $195,540 (£100,000) of cocaine into Britain. special! one can only wonder of the undetected plunder brought in prior to the plunderbra’s final blunder. yes …
for those of you who have embarked or are embarking into the magical world of raising a baby, giantmonster salutes you. and we would like to help by pointing you in the direction of some very handy parenting flash cards. from c00lstuff.com comes the awesome do’s and don’ts with babies. print them out and paste them all over your house for quick reference. some of the guidelines are posted below. enjoy & happy parenting!
ladies & gentleman, from a radiographs photo set on flickr created by surfacant, i bring you the dildo. quoting the caption from the photo on flickr: What I do appreciate, though, are the patients who are in this situation and just get brutally honest with you. “I was getting off on this thing in my ass and it went too deep.” there you go. this makes me wonder if there is a hallmark card made for every occassion & special moment. yes, there has to be. thanks surfacant!
while the quest for an even more hi-res version continues, giantmonster would like to thank one of our 13 readers - 10nito - for sending in the larger and more complete image above of the very mighty & sought after star wars awesome poster previously posted on giantmonster. ps - the poster was originally created by hugh fleming. thanks 10nito!!
what if michelangelo’s david was based on david currently living in the united states of america today? goodbye six pack, hello one pack! i don’t know about you, but adult cherubs are totally hot! personal reminder: i must hit the gym ASAP. pic via stupid photos, not!
the last we saw of little billy was that he went inside the super fun giant inflatable monkey crotch and we haven’t seen him since. all that is left are his little shoes … billy? where are you? are you safe?
thank you kelley (& jamie!) for the wrong-ness.
over on a blog called sport people there’s an amusing to quite funny photograph collection of assorted athletes action shots and faces in mid-exertion called funny sport. good times.
man, i have been dying for content lately. seriously. trying not to repost all that i see on other blogs - but how? so tough in this bloggy-blog world of content regurgitation. so i turn to my home computer and archive of pics in attempt to make up for the current dry spell on giantmonster. let’s get through this, shall we?
… time to STOP jogging.
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… time to start taking yard work seriously.
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… time to stop weightlifting.
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… time to start hiding the dildo in a better place.
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that’s all for now. more follow.
yes, it is friday. and funerals don’t have to be gloomy. in fact, a little style can put the fun back in funeral. so if you are lucky enough to own a bright yellow lamborghini and feel like you’re going to miss it, then why not just take it with you?
one of the many reasons to visit boingboing every day is for little gems like this:
it’s friday. many fridays have passed, so maybe it’s your laundry day. fresh clean clothes for the weekend - yay! giantmonster would like to remind you to not let all of your clothing get so dirty and unwearable that you are forced into a serious fashion compromise on that fateful day of clothes washing.
hey, are you a martini lover? well, if yes, then maybe not for long. this photo snapped by my friend matt captures a fairly perfect burning man moment that can be summed up with ‘oh my!’ and ‘what the fuck?!’. yeeesshhh. presenting the very special teabag martini. awesome! thanks matt!
it’s finally friday and you’re ready to roll! some say anything less than 26″ rims will make you look like a clown. but it depends. maybe this chapter of the ronald mcdonald fanclub got free french fries & happy meals for life with their classy custom clown car. wow. it’s soo not worth it. i have to give it up though for what looks to be a stunning red & yellow pleather (possibly leather) interior.
in keeping with the gomer inspirational poster theme, derekmonster sends in the image below with the reminder that while you are definitely awesome, you may not be as awesome as this poster.
been working hard all week. but it’s friday. and tonight … i’m gonna do it right, baby … oh yeah …. i’m going to treat you so well … hold me close … we’re gonna make such sweet, sweet love … oh yes … i’ll put on that luther vandross CD you like … yes … then i’ll light some candles … gonna be so good … mmm hmmm … just you and me … make it special … yes, just like that … tonight it’s on … just don’t let me forget to close the window blinds … oh no! a camera!!!
haa-haaa! this is great! behold the shiny, mighty, and decorative power of tinfoil and what it can do to an office cubicle in this flickr photo set titled birthday at work (& happy birthday evadedave!). love that stuff! more such cubicle tomfoolery can be seen at cube jinx dot com. such as another foiled office cubicle, a not so delicious popcorn filled cubicle, the newspaper wrapped & covered cubicle (wow - nice wrap job!), and balloon cubicle! make more please!
who wants candy? let me see a show of hands … what? no hands? hello? here’s something new for casual fridays at work. mom always said to never take candy from strangers. this may prove her to be correct.
note to self: if there is such a thing as reincarnation, i’d like to establish right now that i do not want to come back as a government insect trap. no sir. just wanted to get that out there.
airline snake safety is important.
my dentist never offered this kind of hands-on service. that’s the full treatment. i wonder if the rates are different? this should be filed under ‘logos you get for just $5.’ sent in from the rad nica via i hate design.
it’s friday. while going about your day, please focus and do the best you possibly can to channel the mighty power emanating from this elephant seal’s rad facial expression. hhwwWWAAAHHHHH! thank you.
man, it’s friday. time to get clean! always good to head into the weekend with nice clean hands. nothing says ‘clean’ like the cold steely gaze of david hasselhoff. or does it? lather up! soo … dirty … can’t … stop … scrubbing … (thanks brit for the pic)
man, this lil’ bit of stop sign tomfoolery is so good and so simple, i wish i had thought of it. some would say it’s too legit to quit.
man - it’s friday!!!! who wants to go squid fishing? it looks like soo much fun!!!! ssSPLATtt!!!
do you know what it takes to sell real estate? brass balls. found this flicker photo gallery of photos/screen grabs from Glengarry Glen Ross. one of the most quoted movies i know. intense dialogue. yelling. seething salesmen. hate. good times. then i found this wacky site (made by the same dude) called Glengarry Mix - Always Be Closing. awesome! song auto-plays when you enter the page. but it’s pretty funny. the music is a bit too house-y for me. but the lyrics are gold. and the concept is quite rad too.