who wants candy? let me see a show of hands … what? no hands? hello? here’s something new for casual fridays at work. mom always said to never take candy from strangers. this may prove her to be correct.
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it’s friday. time to get naked and try to beat the outstanding world record of most naked women in a phone box. yes! and of course there is video (embedded wmv link). though i wanted to hear the benny hill theme, the audio on this is pretty good. so what are you doing with your clothes on? there’s hundreds of naked world records to be broken! NSFW by the way. naked bodies everywhere. human achievement is beautiful.
it’s still friday darn it. 11pm-ish. i can still post something up in time for friday! what to post? i’m gonna default to music on this one. please exercise your right-click-save-as skills if you wish. i’m just posting up some songs that have been on heavy rotation at the luxurious giantmonster corporate headquarters these last few days. enjoy!
download:
giantmonster-friday-random-music-medly-1.zip (35.7 megabytes)
ye mighty track listing:
Gary Newman - Cars
Giant Drag - Everything’s Worse
The Pixies - Hey
Beck - Missing
Cat Power - Cross Bones Style
Broken Social Scene - Shampoo Suicide
The Skatalites - Guns of Navarone
Billy Nayer Show - Mama Hen
The White Stripes - The Air Near My Fingers
Turbonegro - Imorgen Skal Eg Daue
it’s friday. march 17th. also saint patrick’s day. legend has it that saint patty led the snakes out of ireland. how fitting, ’cause there a whole lotta snakes going on today. yes, i’m talking about the much-circulated preview for the best/worst movie to possibly come out - ever. i’m talking about the snakes on a plane trailer!! everyone’s got a case of snakes on a plane fever. there’s t-shirts too! i first heard about this gem via defamer. question: after playing mace windu, where can you go? answer: on a mother-fuckin’ airplane - with some mother-fuckin’ snakes! and yes, i’m planning on camping out for this one. enjoy.
it’s friday. you may have one or two or four hours to kill today. so it’s high time you had a paper airplane flying contest and/or battle at your work. they always turn into battles. so here is a link to detailed online instructions for building the best paper airplane in the world. there’s even printer friendly instructions, that way you can decorate it too. neat! it seems elaborate, but you want the best, right? please enjoy and go bananas.
man, there’s something really good about listening to van halen - david lee roth with van halen - that makes me smile. maybe it’s dave’s voice with the ever-ready ‘eagle cry’ scream. yes! or is that the whole band sounded soo damn great when they were young & raw & strung out on drugs? yes to both actually. then i read a news story saying that a david lee roth re-union with van halen is inevitable. say whuut? crazy. anyway, posted below with much respect and love for the lovely raw powerful rockingness that is van halen are some tracks from the albums van halen, van halen II, women and children first, fair warning, and diver down. it’s friday - you should be rocking out (my bandwidth pending, of course). enjoy!
download:
ode-to-Van-Halen.zip (33 megabytes)
ye mighty track list:
Running With The Devil
Jamie’s Cryin’
Eruption + You Really Got Me
Ice Cream Man
Unchained
Dance The Night Away
Intruder + PrettyWoman
And The Cradle Will Rock
it’s friday. end of the week. time for laughter. thought i’d post (& link to) some funny sound files of louis c.k. doing stand-up. these are taken from his cd titled Louis C.K. - Live in Houston. it’s really funny - you can buy it direct from louis c.k.’s site if you like. or you can just listen to the samples below. (warning - these mp3s contain swear words & appropriate comedic yelling so be sure to turn the volume WAAAAY up for your co-workers to hear). enjoy!
download:
louis-ck-comedy-sampler.zip
ye old track listing:
Arguing
New Diet / Donuts Good
Kid’s name
Shitty Kids
Happy and In Pain
Signs, Signs
it’s friday. while going about your day, please focus and do the best you possibly can to channel the mighty power emanating from this elephant seal’s rad facial expression. hhwwWWAAAHHHHH! thank you.
man, it’s friday. time to get clean! always good to head into the weekend with nice clean hands. nothing says ‘clean’ like the cold steely gaze of david hasselhoff. or does it? lather up! soo … dirty … can’t … stop … scrubbing … (thanks brit for the pic)
man - it’s friday!!!! who wants to go squid fishing? it looks like soo much fun!!!! ssSPLATtt!!!