david hasselhoff. eating a hamburger. visibly drunk. being filmed by one of his children. wearing blue jeans. and no t-shirt. sound kinda weird - like a crazy dream? well, it is weird and it’s definitely not a dream. and yes, of course, there is video (this is the full video, sans commentary). other vids here and here too. oddly enough, this performance by david hasselhoff is considered sober. crazy. so yes, it’s friday, and no fancy black trans-am can save you now. i blame garthe knight.
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breakfast can be magical and friendly again when you are able to burn any image you want into your toast. i’m talking about DIY laser engraved toast! nice article on how to burn the image of jesus or david hasselhoff or erik estrada onto some bread. the instructions start off with 1) find some time to kill, 2) get access to a laser etching system, and goes from there.
hmmm. okay. it seems that over the weekend the mighty music & entertainment industry was given a warm & powerful enema to clean out all the horrid crap that has been backing up over time. unfortunately, that enema knocked loose some really scary shit. no, rather make that some hasselhoff shit - or am i repeating myself there? anyway, please try to enjoy the dazzling video effects that only a commodore 64 can deliver and watch (or try to) the horror that is david hasselhoff singing hooked on a feeling. what? ooga-chaka? why? warning: you won’t get that 3 minutes and 23 seconds of your life back. also, true hasselhoff horror awaits you here. i’m soo sorry.
man, it’s friday. time to get clean! always good to head into the weekend with nice clean hands. nothing says ‘clean’ like the cold steely gaze of david hasselhoff. or does it? lather up! soo … dirty … can’t … stop … scrubbing … (thanks brit for the pic)