hmmm . . . there seems to be a large buildup of Imperial forces in san francisco right now. makes me feel kind of weird. i wonder if i should have given refuge to those ewoks and droids? oh well.
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for those nerds seeking possible fitting retribution for the cinematic atrocities of jar-jar binks, those ’special editions’, indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull, and what looks to be more awful star wars regurgitation in the clone wars, hope arrives with the george lucas in frozen carbonite conversation piece. please take note of the excess drool that must have formed during negotiatons over toy & merchandising profits, now frozen in time - forever! and for more realism, that sexy neck and swollen belly are not full of midi-chlorians but actually all of our collective childhood memories - crushed. wow, who knew? photo credit bonnie burton. awesome lucas in carbonite model created for star wars celebration in japan.
nice little homemade video of a well done lightsaber duel. take notice george! there’s no effortless hopping between rocks floating on lava. and even better, mr. lucas: none of your dialogue! yay! these guys did a great job. my inner-nerd is proud. though it is hard to beat the mighty low tech ferocity of the classic star wars kid. oy!