Tag Archive for 'dna'

hot mutant dog

hot dogs next time you think of stuffing a big, thick, juicy wiener in your mouth, think about this: hot dogs may very well contain DNA-mutating compounds that boost one’s risk of getting cancer. granted, the phrase ‘cancer dogs’ lacks that marketing spark and zeal that would make one actually crave processed tubular meats. so what to do? well, it’s not so much the hot dogs per se, it’s those darn nitrates. nitrates are found in processed meats, like bacon, sausage, and the beloved steamy wiener (a.k.a. the hot dogs), as well as chemical fertilizers for vegetable crops. so avoid them nitrates (and probably hot dogs too). a health tip: when you do eat foods containing nitrates, have a glass of orange juice at the same time. vitamin c is known to inhibit the conversion of nitrates into nitrosamines in your stomach.

we’re all pink on the inside

i’ve long suspected that my people - white people - are genetic freaks. finally now there’s proof: Scientists Find A DNA Change That Accounts For White Skin. from the article:

The work suggests that the skin-whitening mutation occurred by chance in a single individual after the first human exodus from Africa, when all people were brown-skinned. That person’s offspring apparently thrived as humans moved northward into what is now Europe, helping to give rise to the lightest of the world’s races.

and when these genetic anomalies known as white folks can get together as brothers and sisters and invent a sunblock pill of SPF 60 or more so i can go outside and not get a massive sunburn - that will be a beautiful day indeed.