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the moon, dude!

US moonbase the united states is finally getting its priorities in serious order. you know what i’m talking about. and - no - not those silly things like universal health care for every american, a clean & renewable energy policy, diplomacy, restoration of habeus corpus, electric cars for everybody, or open source voting machines. nope. that’s silly. but dude - we’re going to the moon! totally! we are going, then we’ll build a permanent moon base, and then head off to mars too! sure, it will cost 100’s of billions of dollars. but dude - it’s the moon! yes! i am all for advancing scientific discovery - but - i really think we should fix simple things here on earth first, like levees and pollution. seems easier. i believe david cross summarizes this best …

david cross David Cross - We’re Going To The Moon.mp3

comedy, thy name is david cross

david cross the staff at giantmonster headquarters has been so caught up in celebrating patriot day week that we’ve forgot to post. doh! no worries. we are here to make up for it. for laughs & such, please enjoy the great comedy of david cross from his album It’s Not Funny. not just one track, though that would be nice. no. for a brief moment in time (and/or while out bandwidth holds out) the full album is below (70 meg .zip archive). enjoy!

David Cross - It’s Not Funny.zip