it’s friday and giantmonster would like to provide a clear example of how to ruin a billboard. it’s simple, as seen in these pics from the las vegas mccarran international airport baggage claim area. just place the words ‘carrot top’ and ‘fantasy’ right next to each other. you look up and read ‘carrot top fantasy’ and your mind will almost immediately shut down. carrot top and fantasy are words that should NEVER be used in the same sentence, much less follow each other in the same sentence. yet in vegas, such horrors exist. why? so scary. you are warned. please travel safe! previous carrot top horrors unleashed here.
it’s friday and it’s the holidays. gonna be lots of food on the table. maybe some carrots. which could mean there’ll be a lot of left-over carrots. not much you can do with left-over carrots … either eat them or throw them out. i highly recommend throwing them out. they can get really, really disgusting after a while. and speaking of gross leftover carrots … um, what the fuck happened to carrot top? creepy. scary. yikes. and, now more than ever, still not funny. should’ve posted this for halloween. images of the horror that is carrot top 2.0 borrowed from the endless stream of disturbing content that is totallycrap.com. must go burn out eyes now.
