it’s wednesday - also known as hump day - & you’ve made it to the middle of the week. congrats! you get a giant hug from giantmonster! relax & enjoy!! it’ll all be over soon (the week and the hug).
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Walmart Employee: “Hello ‘dis Walmarts, how can I help you?”
Customer: “I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”
Walmart Employee: “What you want on the cake?”
Customer: “Best Wishes Suzanne” and underneath that “We will miss you”.
so, um, yeah - here’s your cake …
giantmonster’s favorite resident space alien and (and sometimes dedicated office worker) glergg was in full effect at the super fun how weird street faire last sunday in san francisco. making friends & busting out the freshest dance moves is what glergg is all about! thanks how weird! on an inter-galactic scale, the people, food, art, dancing, and music of how weird 2008 were all great great great! there are additional glergg pics posted below & they were found by culling flickr for pics tagged ‘how weird’ (thanks everyone for snapping photos!).
it’s friday and list-of-the-day has an excellent post archiving the fine art of photobombing - the act of inserting yourself into someone else’s picture. very good stuff. i can only hope to see more of these. much much more.
sexy is so many things.: security - with just a dash of daring, confidence - with a just brief hint of vulnerability, raw power - with a scant wiff of innocence, sharing, eye contact, charm, interesting hobbies, music, and yes, perhaps black speedos too? is that possible? yes, all of those things! it’s friday and we know sexy when we see it. yup. extra additional hotness on the fail blog too.
you’re supposed to be wearing green when you read this. it’s saint patrick’s day today, so have a happy one.
it’s friday, and no matter how cool you think you are, you’ll NEVER be as cool as liberace’s red, white, & blue shoes. sorry, it’s true. photos of liberace’s shoes and other fine items can be seen on the giantmonster flickr set titled Liberace Museum, Las Vegas.
it’s friday and let’s celebrate billboards. first, there’s the fantastic AT&T and the National Security Agency billboard re-interpretation done by the marvelous billboard liberation front (BLF) around san francisco. awesome! thanks BLF! (& here’s more detailed photos of the AT&T & NSA billboard and the billboard liberation front’s photostream on flickr). if you don’t know what the connection is between AT&T and the NSA, there is plenty to read online about domestic spying.
and although it has nothing to do with the NSA, there’s is the equally powerful king of jews - king of beers billboard masterpiece done near hoston, texas back in 2006. i’ve always looked at billboards as public space and am glad to see these magnificent uses of those public spaces. more please!
it’s friday, and is that bike you’ve parked on the street secure? not sure? if you have any doubts, then you need the hot new cheek lock invented in the giantmonster labs. yes! all security systems pale in comparison to this awesome new bike lock. never wonder or worry about where you’ve parked your bike again. totally! order one today.
it’s friday and giantmonster would like to remind you that bananas are a valuable source of vitamin B6, vitamin b12, vitamin C, magnesium, and potassium. bananas have a high iron content and one medium-sized banana (about 4 ounces) contains 100 calories. there you go. have a banana for lunch please!
though it’s not coming to any victoria’s secret shop anytime soon, it does make smuggling contraband so much more exciting and sexy! yes, it’s the plunderbra - as in to plunder, steal, or loot (click the pic to the left for a more detailed image). very inventive & ingenius. this custom made bra was used to smuggle $195,540 (£100,000) of cocaine into Britain. special! one can only wonder of the undetected plunder brought in prior to the plunderbra’s final blunder. yes …
for those of you who have embarked or are embarking into the magical world of raising a baby, giantmonster salutes you. and we would like to help by pointing you in the direction of some very handy parenting flash cards. from c00lstuff.com comes the awesome do’s and don’ts with babies. print them out and paste them all over your house for quick reference. some of the guidelines are posted below. enjoy & happy parenting!
ladies & gentleman, from a radiographs photo set on flickr created by surfacant, i bring you the dildo. quoting the caption from the photo on flickr: What I do appreciate, though, are the patients who are in this situation and just get brutally honest with you. “I was getting off on this thing in my ass and it went too deep.” there you go. this makes me wonder if there is a hallmark card made for every occassion & special moment. yes, there has to be. thanks surfacant!
while the quest for an even more hi-res version continues, giantmonster would like to thank one of our 13 readers - 10nito - for sending in the larger and more complete image above of the very mighty & sought after star wars awesome poster previously posted on giantmonster. ps - the poster was originally created by hugh fleming. thanks 10nito!!
what if michelangelo’s david was based on david currently living in the united states of america today? goodbye six pack, hello one pack! i don’t know about you, but adult cherubs are totally hot! personal reminder: i must hit the gym ASAP. pic via stupid photos, not!
the last we saw of little billy was that he went inside the super fun giant inflatable monkey crotch and we haven’t seen him since. all that is left are his little shoes … billy? where are you? are you safe?
thank you kelley (& jamie!) for the wrong-ness.
it’s friday - the end of the week. and you’re hungry. well hunger no more! grab your spoons for only the finest: cock flavoured soup! spicy too! yum yum! this is either a really naive choice in wording or a brilliant marketing design. so good! and sure, there is really high sodium content in just 2 tablespoons of this flavorful cock soup. but how else can you get that intense cock flavor? don’t answer that. thank you jim for bringing this in!
over on a blog called sport people there’s an amusing to quite funny photograph collection of assorted athletes action shots and faces in mid-exertion called funny sport. good times.
man, i have been dying for content lately. seriously. trying not to repost all that i see on other blogs - but how? so tough in this bloggy-blog world of content regurgitation. so i turn to my home computer and archive of pics in attempt to make up for the current dry spell on giantmonster. let’s get through this, shall we?
… time to STOP jogging.
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… time to start taking yard work seriously.
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… time to stop weightlifting.
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… time to start hiding the dildo in a better place.
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that’s all for now. more follow.
yes, it is friday. and funerals don’t have to be gloomy. in fact, a little style can put the fun back in funeral. so if you are lucky enough to own a bright yellow lamborghini and feel like you’re going to miss it, then why not just take it with you?
it’s friday. many fridays have passed, so maybe it’s your laundry day. fresh clean clothes for the weekend - yay! giantmonster would like to remind you to not let all of your clothing get so dirty and unwearable that you are forced into a serious fashion compromise on that fateful day of clothes washing.
hey, are you a martini lover? well, if yes, then maybe not for long. this photo snapped by my friend matt captures a fairly perfect burning man moment that can be summed up with ‘oh my!’ and ‘what the fuck?!’. yeeesshhh. presenting the very special teabag martini. awesome! thanks matt!
it’s finally friday and you’re ready to roll! some say anything less than 26″ rims will make you look like a clown. but it depends. maybe this chapter of the ronald mcdonald fanclub got free french fries & happy meals for life with their classy custom clown car. wow. it’s soo not worth it. i have to give it up though for what looks to be a stunning red & yellow pleather (possibly leather) interior.
in keeping with the gomer inspirational poster theme, derekmonster sends in the image below with the reminder that while you are definitely awesome, you may not be as awesome as this poster.
thought you’d like this treasure trove of vintage nudes and naked art model photographs. thirteen categories, no less: Daguerreotypes, Academy figures, Saucy scenes, Obscene photography, Erotic Postcards, Peepshows, The Ethnological nude, Pictorialism, Arcadian works, The nude in nature, Open-air nudes, New trends, and Glamour shots and pin-up girls. lots of old black & white & sepia tone shots of art models and studies in various scenes, poses, and settings. nude photography for both art sake and for pure nakedness. good times.
been working hard all week. but it’s friday. and tonight … i’m gonna do it right, baby … oh yeah …. i’m going to treat you so well … hold me close … we’re gonna make such sweet, sweet love … oh yes … i’ll put on that luther vandross CD you like … yes … then i’ll light some candles … gonna be so good … mmm hmmm … just you and me … make it special … yes, just like that … tonight it’s on … just don’t let me forget to close the window blinds … oh no! a camera!!!
probably my favorite email this last month went a little something like this:
Hey bitches, just a little ditty I did in april. enjoy! - James
very nice. short & sweet. but, it also had a 6 megabyte attachment that said ‘Pics from Bigfoot 2 attached.’ so please enjoy some photos of a little ditty starring the mighty james cotner as the mighty bigfoot (or teen wolf, whatever).
for thursday morning, some random images from random parts of my/your/our collective psyche …
hey, if any of you out there wondered what termites look like as they begin swarming out of the corner of an old building or the garage of a victorian home, here are some pictures …
a strange and mysterious package arrived today at the giantmonster rural headquarters - with no return address. the ’send to’ address is written in what at first appears to be a child’s handwritten scrawl, but reveals a certain sophistication upon closer inspection. who sent it? and more importantly - what could be in the box? it’s not ticking, that’s good.
so then let’s open it find out …