it’s friday and giantmonster would like to provide a clear example of how to ruin a billboard. it’s simple, as seen in these pics from the las vegas mccarran international airport baggage claim area. just place the words ‘carrot top’ and ‘fantasy’ right next to each other. you look up and read ‘carrot top fantasy’ and your mind will almost immediately shut down. carrot top and fantasy are words that should NEVER be used in the same sentence, much less follow each other in the same sentence. yet in vegas, such horrors exist. why? so scary. you are warned. please travel safe! previous carrot top horrors unleashed here.
I’m sure that is Carrot Top’s fantasy. I don’t want to just take the text as-is because I don’t want to fantasize about Carrot Top. That’s a bad joke - rates as high as the comedian himself.
yes MeanWithKid - i agree. oddly the only way to make carrot top vaguely appealing is to pose him next to hot stripper chicks. oh vegas! why?
ARGH! if I have a tawdry sex-dream about carrot Top tonight, I will hold you personally responsible, GM.
jamie -
i did speak with my lawyer and, although i am sympathetic, i cannot be held legally accountable for your potential carrot top dreamscape. i’d also like to point out that in your comment, you have used ‘tawdry’ and ’sex dream’ in the same sentence as ‘carrot top.’ now i feel violated too.