the science unit at giantmonster has concluded that the battery pack module we recently installed in one of our life-like cyborg Nick Nolte units has a malfunction, causing the system software to crash. some of the servo motors in this particular cyborg nolte will need to be replaced as well. we apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. thank you derek for helping to locate our malfunctioning robot nolte.
Please take notice of his art-teacher glasses.
the glasses do add a refined touch to his ‘i’m just kickin’ it at the airport, yo!’ style. but i think he lifted those glasses from someone at the airport and was trying to eat them.
Those’re glasses? Huh, I thought it was the pin from a fragmentation grenade.
I like Nick Nolte. I can’t think of any particular film he was in that was any good. (That one where he played a pain-killer-addicted US Football-player was okay.) But hot damn! I could stare at that moustache for hours. And let’s face it - who doesn’t like a large alcoholic to talk to? Nobody, that’s who.