the last we saw of little billy was that he went inside the super fun giant inflatable monkey crotch and we haven’t seen him since. all that is left are his little shoes … billy? where are you? are you safe?
thank you kelley (& jamie!) for the wrong-ness.
hmmm…giant monkey crotch or monkey strattling even more giant green, orange-tipped phallus (with little billy inside)? you decide.
you see a phallus.
i see extremely swollen labia.
that’s what makes us special friends!
Right. It looks like a massive pussy. And I’m not talkin’ about no damn cat, neither.
Still - look on the bright side - at least the kid died happy. And really, that’s what it’s all about.
Actually, on closer inspection, minus the monkey torso, it looks like a huge Fleshlight® (Rosie O’Donnell says: ‘Google it!’). Not that I own one, of course. I may be somewhat of a loser, but I’m not that much of a loser.
Whoever invented that monkey toy was probably trying to get fired.
I have to say, seeing little Billy come OUT of that thing would be even more disturbing…
in monkey-crotch, no one can hear you scream.
To me, it looks like the monkey is straddling an enormous penis (minus the urethra hole thingy)
That is either a giant monkey penis, or a giant monkey vagina. anyways it’s pretty disturbing haha.
Let’s play Birth Canal! Yay!
thats like when gangstahhhhz throw their shoes of the electrical wires
he laid claim
I saw Giant Monkey Crotch open for Smashing Pumpkins in the 90s, so this is a blatant rip-off.
ha! yes, i hear the band is getting back together.
Fury, this must be some kind of comment-record! Just goes to show that Monkey-crotch brings people together…
But I have to say that if I was the designer of this thing It would have been an inflated pink monkey arse that I would have made the kiddies crawl through.
Seems like a missed opportunity to me….
yeah, the monkey crotch really is something to gather the family around.
wait a second - did i just see the millenium falcon fly out of that thing ?
I cannot believe no one has said it yet. This monkey verifiably has a mangina.
I like Chili Rainbows!
I bet it smells of grapefruit and lube…
monkey has giant green cyst with windows coming out of its ass
lol it looks like a fleshlight
What is the other end like?
I’m not a doctor, but I play one on the interwebs….
this monkey clearly has elephantitis of the labia.
we now know where and how aids came to be
I don’t get it.
my wildest dreams have become reality!?
the monkey crotch playground chamber of horrors/delights generated so much traffic that giantmonster was down for a bit. sorry ’bout that. all is better. thanks everyone for all the funny comments & the many diggs on dig.
a response to this post on boing-boing shows a possible rear view of the monkey crotch birth canal spewing out children …
awesome! (via invisibleman)
Nice post,guy! Thank you for your words.