a great post on neatorama called the ten most significant trees in the world. even you know of some equally significant & noteworthy trees deserving the same title, it’s a really great list. i learned about the quaking aspen (amazing!), the two oldest trees in the world, and the super fat baobab tree of madagascar, thanks neatorama!
it’s friday - what the hell are you waiting for? it’s high time for bukkake! you know it. bukkake milk that is. celebrate the moments of your life with o-so crazy japanese make-believe commercial parody of cultural nonsensical crazyness. totally! feline disrespect from behind, indeed! in the future, all commericals will be like this.
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california governor arnold schwarzenegger is holding a press conference right now. giantmonster camera crews are there. click here for a live feed of governor schwarzenegger ’s speech now …
man, i have been dying for content lately. seriously. trying not to repost all that i see on other blogs - but how? so tough in this bloggy-blog world of content regurgitation. so i turn to my home computer and archive of pics in attempt to make up for the current dry spell on giantmonster. let’s get through this, shall we?
… time to STOP jogging.
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… time to start taking yard work seriously.
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… time to stop weightlifting.
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… time to start hiding the dildo in a better place.
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that’s all for now. more follow.
the mullet, a haircut spanning all social classes and ages, and often described as ‘business in the front, party in the back’, is alive and kicking. case in point: the amazing amount of photos over at mulletjunky (frames website). holy yikes! so many mullets, so few good barbers & stylists. raw america at it’s finest! don’t miss the mullabinos, mullatinos, mullets for ladies, the rise of the skullets, and the top mullet pix archive.
please excuse my absence of late. i was busy playing with my new star wars action figure.
wanted: a cat that attacks news reporter. any reporter will do. if such a cat is located, please contact .. oh wait - attack cat found! never mind.
a great example of 1) george lucas always focusing on story and 2) seeing my childhood memories sold back to me: r2d2 mailboxes! also on theforce.net. for the 30th anniversary of star wars. coming to (and soon stolen from) a post office near you. would you trust your mail into a mailbox that is highly likley to be stolen by collectors? or forced to work in the spice mines of kessel, smashed into who knows what? i actually thought you could not endorse a product using government property or materials. who knew? so the question everyone asking is: where in the hell is my ‘howard the duck’ mailbox?
are you drinking non-organic milk or eating non-organic dairy products? please stop. chances are the milk and dairy products you are consuming contain a gift from monsanto (the makers of round-up, agent orange, and nutrasweet /aspartame) called rBST - or Recombinant Bovine Somatotropin (also rBGH). and you should avoid anything with rBST like the plague. although legal in the united states, rBST has been banned in the EU, canada, japan, and other nations due to tests that show it’s link to cancer. monsanto’s own tests on rats showed this but those results were excluded from the report to the FDA. and monsanto has gone out of it’s way to suppress that information, as well as suppress the labeling of milk & dairy containing rBST. please watch this youtube clip from the movie The Corporation titled Fox News Kills Monsanto Milk Story (embedded movie below). more info at alternet.org and foxBGHsuit.com. more about the absolutely evil monsanto via the organic consumers association website. avoid any dairy with rBST. support organic dairy farmers by purchasing organic milk and diary products.
it’s friday. and all i can say is this hella heavanly van is waaaayy cooler than your van. totally. way. cooler. hats off! wow - that is too good. i wanna ride! we can roll by the comic-con in style! neverending story 1 on the passenger side + never ending story 2 on the driver side = HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
breakfast can be magical and friendly again when you are able to burn any image you want into your toast. i’m talking about DIY laser engraved toast! nice article on how to burn the image of jesus or david hasselhoff or erik estrada onto some bread. the instructions start off with 1) find some time to kill, 2) get access to a laser etching system, and goes from there.
being a sucker for giant monster movies, i feel obliged to post about the upcoming south korean monster film called The Host (originally released as Gwoemul in 2006). i haven’t seen it. i know little about it. and yes, it could really suck (like previously mentioned films here have done). but seeing as it has a giant, mutated, catfish-like monster in it and this website is titled giantmonster, i must write something about it. The Host opens friday, march 9th. link to The Host trailer on apple’s website. link to the official The Host movie website (opens with trailer). movie & plot summary (spoiler alert!) via wikipedia. CG work done by weta studios and the orphanage. bad but very good monster movies are hard to find these days (last one for me was Slither) so i’m hoping to get my fix.
