this next clip doesn’t have to make sense. it just has to be … be weird, be silly, be possibly the gayest thing i’ve ever seen. yes, all of those things. combine care free + tassles + spandex + headband + mullet + moves and you’ve got dirty cowboy! awesome. it just may warm your heart to an intensity the likes of which you’ve never experienced. and you’ll find yourself asking ‘why?’ yet watching it again and again and again and again …











boy, i was primed already by the empty (carpeted) dance floor and the beat. it only gets better from there - next time the crew is out dancing, we must remember the full-body-squiggle move.
yes, i had to watch it again. god i love slo-mo…and geddyup…and headbands.
slo-mo + wierd crotch nub (or is it bulge?) + and INTENSITY!!!!
i’m stealing all of this guys moves.
plus, i like how in the beginning he’s super frustrated and can’t get the moves down. then comes the epiphany and the slow fade-in to magic time. i’m watching it again too.
Um, totally hot. Now I shall masturbate.