when you haven’t posted for a while, it’s time to roll out the heavy hitters. ladies & gentlemen, we are happy to present an all-time giantmonster favorite: nick nolte - again - losing his fucking mind. but luckily, this time, video cameras are there. rather than settling for just a crusty mugshot, you can now watch the semi-impervious nolte preach the benefits of living a healthy life. yes, i too love irony, don’t you? i had seen this on tv a long while back. so happy to see it emerge again! i think my favorite line from the whole video is the phrase ‘meticulously monitoring nolte‘ which can apply to so many things, really. youtube just keeps on giving and giving. anyway, breath deep and enjoy. nolte carnage via fast hugs.
…is that kinda like when you summon the Krakken?
yes. there’s also somthing magical about The Nolte blowing into what looks like the tiniest of megaphones and then passing out. special!