the good people of pluto are up in arms & other icy appendeges over plutos demotion to non-planet status. pluto used to be a part of our 9 planet solar system. now that pluto is officially a non-union ’scab’ planet & shunned by the International Astronomical Union, it has been placed into a new official category called “dwarf planets.” scientists voted down a resolution that would designate pluto as a “bitch-ass planet” in favor of term dwarf planet. no dwarves residing inside the tiny non-planet of pluto could be reached for comment.
0 Responses to “plutonians revolt!”
Leave a Reply