don’t know why i thought this was funny. but it is. read about it first on defamer. anyway, apple has ‘celebrity playlists’ on their apple itunes site. so you can see/hear/BUY what your favorite iconic with-no-relation-to best celebrity idol make-believe friend is rocking out to. and for some reason, jerry bruckheimer is on the apple itunes store. hmmmm. so the question today is: can you feel the bruckheimer? I know I’ve been waiting for his celebrity playlist to drop for some time. and now it’s here! and this is from a recently overheard conversation in hollywoood:
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dude1 - “hey man, what’s up?”
dude2 - “nothing. just trying to make a mix tape for this party. it’s soo hard.”
dude1 - “yeah, I hear you. hey, you should check out what bruckheimer is listening to these days.”
dude2 - “oh yeah? bruckheimer?”
dude1 - “yeah man.”
dude2 - “wow. good idea. if I could just put half of the emotional impact of a bruckheimer movie into this mix tape, I would have quite a party. you know?”
dude1 - “totally! I hear you. it IS bruckheimer, dude.”
dude2 - ” yeah - gotta go with bruckheimer!!!”
dude1 & dude2 (smiling & yelling while hi-fiving) - “B R U C K H E I M E R !!!!”
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and here are some dope jams from the bruckheimer itunes celebrity playlist along with some bruckheimer quotes on each semi-to-completely innocuous song:
Lose Yourself - Eminem: “Believe it or not (and i don’t man to throw out stats) but this is Em’s first #1 hit and also featured in an urban movie (8Mile). If you need inspiration and don’t get it from this song, pack it in.”
In Da Club - 50cent: “Moving rhythm and melody, makes you want to dance.”
Yeah! - Usher: “This might just be the number one party song of all time! The rhythms and melodies make it so much fun.
Remember When - Alan Jackson: “A statement on the circle of life. This song is for the closing credits, as we survey and assess events of our past.”
Clocks - Coldplay: “The band many people call the next U2; this song is a great theme song for just about anything.”
Desperado - The Eagles: ” Is there anything better than the lyrics to this song? Moving and emotional.”
that’s some cutting edge shit. and this post should top off your sarcasm quota for the week as well. -xxxooo
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