man, i don’t know what is sadder; this story or me blogging about it. you know you don’t need your street cred anymore when you cash in your chips to play at a 14 year old girl’s bar miztvah party. david brooks, a man who makes his money as a defense contractor (makes a killing at making a killing) reportedly paid $10,000,000 to throw his daughter’s bat miztvah, flying in via private jets such performers like don henley, tom petty, stevie nicks, aerosmith, ciara, and 50 cent. damn, homie. now that’s retarded. kind of like hiring a clown to make balloon animals, only different ’cause the clowns are really famous. reading about 50 cent’s bodyguards doing their best to block any photographs from being taken made me laugh. he must have known how lame this would come across if photos got out. so then how many more times will 50 cent have to get shot to reclaim any of his street cred? a lot. a whole lot.
UPDATE - 12/2/2005
apparently, the defense contractor david brooks made his money on big $ contracts for body armor and bulletproof vests. and it’s that same armor that is faulty and defective. it’s the same armor given to our military and law enforcement, and then recalled. leaving many families with soldiers in iraq to improvise and fend for themselves. whatta guy! mazel tov!
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